Sunday, December 12, 2004

Hell Hath No Fury...

Got this from a friend at another law school...

 A wife came home just in time to find

her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength born of fury,
She dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, and into the tool shed in the
back yard and put his penis in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,
Stop! Stop!
You're not going to cut it off, are you?
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to."

1 Comments:

At Monday, December 13, 2004 2:08:00 PM, Blogger MajQa' said...

The problem with law school is that I will never be able to read jokes like this the same way again.

What happens when I read this joke (thanks to Torts)???

I'm thinking... eww... that looks like a Battery, oh and I see Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress, and no doubt we've got False Imprisonment happening, oh and... on and on it goes.

On and on it goes.

 

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