Speak Forcefully

My New French Villa

I wish. I don't speak French, plus they hate Americans. Oh well. Maybe they'll make an exception.

This might be more in my price range... Oops. Wait a minute. That's $125,000 in EU currency. Let's see, translated into US Dollars that's like, what, $45,475,249,293.00? I'll be sure and bring a cart to hold the Dollars.

Skip France. Women there don't shave their arm pits and I'm just not into that. Instead...

SPAIN - I could do this. Plus, my wife speaks fluent Spanish. Perfect.

posted by majqa @ 10:00 PM