Monday, March 07, 2005

It's Not Exactly A Flashlight... It Just Looks Like One

The one upside to spam is that it can make for an interesting blog post.

“Honey! Sweetie pie, have you seen my Fleshlight anywhere? I need to … uh… work on a pipe in the bathroom!”

“It’s in the entry closet dear!”

“NO, NO. Not my flashlight, my FLESHLIGHT!”

I thought I had seen it all, but boy was I was wrong. The Fleshlight just might be man's best friend. The guy that came up with this was a genius. Why? Because it is comprised of the two elements men love the most – tools and sex. A man can never have too many tools and he sure as hell can't get enough sex (especially Hungarian men). It looks like a flashlight, but it’s really a portable sex simulator. I don't think I could ever have the nerve to actually buy one of these things, but I swear it's the trippiest invention I've ever seen. Ever donate sperm? Yeah, me neither, but if you do - this is what give you to help move the process along.

Here’s the (strangely funny and strangely strange) non-pornographic video on maintaining your Fleshlight

Units are too pricey for my budget and as such I don’t plan any product reviews... anytime soon. That could change though, if or when I become a judge.


At Monday, March 07, 2005 4:41:00 PM, Blogger Matt said...

Drudge had the complaint that was filed against that judge. It was a pretty funny read.


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