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Porn Evidently Just As Good As Crack!

If a Republican says porn is just as good as crack - you just KNOW it must be good'n hot!

I guess Karl Rove is ramping up the hot issue of 2006. God knows it won't be the economy, the wars (plural), the collapse of the Dollar, the inflation, the massive deficits... no. With marriage saved, Clarence Thomas as Chief Justice and abortion soon banned - what's left? Will Porn be the hotton button moral issue in 2006?

I can see it now...

ABC News Wire:

"Senator [name from blue state] hemmed and hawed denying that he was pro-pornography, and when asked if he had ever committed the crime of masterbation, announced he was in fact planning to fully support the President's new SPANK (Stop Porn America Naughty Kids) bill..."

posted by majqa @ 10:55 AM